Pato Banton - Hello Tosh

This one is a data check
This one is a data check

Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba

My name is Pato I'm a cool entertainer
I chat it for the old also the teenager
This one is dedicated to my wonderful mother
So every possie get flat and listen them style yah

Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba

It was November or was it December ba
To tell the truth I cannot remember ba
All I know it was the middle of winter
And I was on my way to go and visit my mother
I knocked on the door no one came I knocked harder
Ten minutes later got let in by my sister
I ran inside and sat down right in front of the heater
Me teeth them a clatter and me body a shiver
Me mother look 'pon me and said, "Boy where is your jumper?
You a wear silk shirt like is the middle of summer!"
Well just like other mum's in the world my mum is a nagger
So just to shut her up I said, "I'm dying for hunger!"
"I won't cuss you now but I will cuss you later,
Just hold on while I go and put your food on the fire."
As soon as she was out of the room me a stick up some Rizla
Margret Thatcher on the tele' so me turn it over
Right there and then I had to barl out "murder"!
A robot on the tele him a flash down this style yar

Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba

My mother came back in the room with the dinner
I looked at her and said, "Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba?"
My mother went into a state of hysteria and shouted,
"Lord, me son turn a nutter!
From the day me born me never see worse ah
Him turn Rasta and a smoke up the ganja.
Boy you better take a trip to the doctor,
But before you go lend me a fiver
I need some 50p to put in the metre."

So I took the wallet out of my pocket
There was on four pound notes inside it
She didn't care still she took it
I had no bus fare so I had to walk it
Left right down to the doctor ta
I knocked the door and a voice said, "Please enter!
Take a seat and tell me what is the matter."
I said, "Well my name is Pato I'm a cool entertainer,
I only came here because of my mother
Every time I tell her that I'm a computer data check
She gets hysterical a calls me nutter."
The doctor said, "take a seat on the sofa,
Lie back and put your head on the pillow."
Into my mouth he put a thermometer
Then his hand on my forehead to see if I had a fever
Him ask me couple question and me give him the answer
He sat back in his chair and then he started to wonder
He said, "Son everything is in order,
But please tell me what you said to your mother."
I said, "Allo Tosh gotta Toshiba"
The doctor jumped out of his chair and bawled "Murder!"
Opened up him desk drawer and take out some Rizla
Open up him black bag ram jammed with Sensimilla
He built a spliff, lit it and then he passed it over
He said, "Mr Pato you're a lyric computer.
I can find no fault with you whatsoever.
How'd you like to earn yourself a quick fiver?
Just repeat that line into my tape recorder."
Alright!

Allo tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo tosh gotta Toshiba ba ba
Allo tosh gotta Toshiba

This one is a data check
This one is a data check

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